PELOSIUM – The Most Dense Element Ever Found


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.


Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

 These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isotopes.

The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  Author, unknown.

Please, use caution when coming into contact with this unstable matter.


By Lorra B. Chief Writer for Silent Soldier


26 thoughts on “PELOSIUM – The Most Dense Element Ever Found

  1. When you find time, you will get some really great laughs so don’t be drinking anything so you don’t aspirate! I did! LOL (I have a problem with aspiration so I should have known better! LOL) The more I’ve read, the better it gets!
    Let me know how you enjoy his writing! ( It looks just like a legitimate newspaper article until you start reading and getting into it and you start to realize it is too dang funny! He is really good! I give him 5 stars!!!

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  2. This was absolutely hilarious! Well written! I just loved it! The graphic of her trying to nail the donkey to her desk was a perfect example of her insanity! The last time I heard her try to speak was when she went to visit the “children” that were coming by the 10’s of thousands… it was pitiful. Fantastic job! Do you know Barbed Wire? He writes satire that is also hilarious! If not, I’ll have to connect the two of you!


  3. Very funny, I used to live in her district and it is crazy how people just keep reflecting her. She is a nutcase and should be removed from politics all together.:-)

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  4. Factually Pelosi isn’t an Element. Elements don’t degrade with time, think Gold and Silver. Oh wait, With Botox which has absolutely infected her brain, all things are possible.

    If Pelosi is in fact an element, she is a frequently Botox injected one.


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