PELOSIUM:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isotopes.
The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. Author, unknown.
Please, use caution when coming into contact with this unstable matter.
By Lorra B. Chief Writer for Silent Soldier
The Silent Soldier 
When you find time, you will get some really great laughs so don’t be drinking anything so you don’t aspirate! I did! LOL (I have a problem with aspiration so I should have known better! LOL) The more I’ve read, the better it gets!
Let me know how you enjoy his writing! (rradandt@gmail.com) It looks just like a legitimate newspaper article until you start reading and getting into it and you start to realize it is too dang funny! He is really good! I give him 5 stars!!!
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Aspiration isn’t sounding good today so I will heed your advice! LOLOL! I will definitely head over there today and let ya know what I thing! 🙂
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I started following Barbed wire yesterday I did find it entertaining and well written sarcasm which is something I enjoy.
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Me too! Just love well writen sarcasm! 😃
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OK, so Barbed Wire is Hysterical!! LMBO!! Thanks for the lead…always love a new place to land! 🙂
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So glad you enjoyed his writing. He seems like he is writing a legitimate article until you start getting further into it and you start to laugh and chuckle and tears are flowing! He does a great job in my opinion. I’m glad that you enjoyed him!
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😊😊😃😃
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This was absolutely hilarious! Well written! I just loved it! The graphic of her trying to nail the donkey to her desk was a perfect example of her insanity! The last time I heard her try to speak was when she went to visit the “children” that were coming by the 10’s of thousands… it was pitiful. Fantastic job! Do you know Barbed Wire? He writes satire that is also hilarious! If not, I’ll have to connect the two of you!
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LOL! I thought this was soooo funny too and wish I could take credit for it but it was not mine… I don’t know Barbed Wire but would love to see his stuff. Is He/she under that blog name?
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Yes, Barbed Wire.. look him up! He is hilarious… his satire is suburb. It reads like a reporters article but as you read on you KNOW its not! LOL
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I LOVE that kind of stuff…thanks so much for the lead!! 🙂
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You will enjoy many articles! I am sure!
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Here is his link! It took me a bit to find an email with it! LOL http://thebarbedwiresatire.com Hope you enjoy his satire as much as I have, and I have not been a fan of satire in the past! So he’s done a very good job! 🙂
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AH!! Your the best!! Thanks so much! 🙂
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Re-electing my tablet chooses spelling at times even though help is turned off:-)
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Yup! Mine too…
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Very funny, I used to live in her district and it is crazy how people just keep reflecting her. She is a nutcase and should be removed from politics all together.:-)
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Couldnt agree more!
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Reblogged this on Arlin Report and commented:
This is a piece of work.
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Factually Pelosi isn’t an Element. Elements don’t degrade with time, think Gold and Silver. Oh wait, With Botox which has absolutely infected her brain, all things are possible.
If Pelosi is in fact an element, she is a frequently Botox injected one.
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BAHAHA! SNORT! 😳😳 😄😄
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Awesome. Sharing on my blog, Powdered Wig Society
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Great! Thx so much! 😊😊
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Awesome! Sharing.
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Reblogged this on Reality Check and commented:
/chuckles
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🙂
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