Liberals would have us believe that America is steeped in racism, and in order to solve the age-old problem of supremacy, those racist roots must be snuffed out. We’re chastised for our unseen white privilege and our inherent racism, but a beacon of hope shines as a bright symbol for hope of progression — President Barack Obama.
White leftists are somewhat off the hook for their support of Obama because of the color of his skin, but the rest of the pale conservative population must pay for the iniquities of our forefathers before they can look past the color of ours.
In fact, Obama chastised American citizens for the racism of their ancestors, unbelievably adding that it is biologically engrained in us because of our past relatives:
“The legacy of slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination in almost every institution of our lives, you know, that casts a long shadow, and that’s still part of our DNA that’s passed on. We’re not cured of it. Racism, we’re not cured of it. And it’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say ‘n—–‘ in public. That’s not the measure of whether racism still exists or not. It’s not just a matter of overt discrimination. Societies don’t overnight completely erase everything that happened 2-300 years prior.”
Instead of refuting this ridiculous, scientifically contradictory nonsense, we decided to run with it for the sake of every self-hating white liberal with a nauseating adoration for the Commander-in-Chief.
After digging around in forgotten files from 2007, we rediscover an inconvenient detail in Barack Hussein Obama’s family history that we can guarantee he doesn’t want resurfacing, especially right after his “DNA” speech. It appears that Obama has some “tainted” DNA in his family tree, and we mean that in the least racist way possible.
According to The Washington Post, genealogical researcher William Addams Reitwiesner struck gold while tracing America’s first black president’s bloodline:
Reitwiesner found in 1850 Census records from Kentucky that one of Obama’s great-great-great-great grandfathers, George Washington Overall, owned a 15-year-old girl and a 25-year-old man. The same records show that one of Obama’s great-great-great-great-great-grandmothers, Mary Duvall, also owned two black slaves — a 60-year-old man and a 58-year-old woman.
At least two of President Obama’s ancestors owned slaves. This atrocious racism has been “passed on” through our own leader’s DNA, and we can only assume that it is running strongly though his veins as we speak.
Obama’s then-spokesperson Bill Burton attempted to redirect focus from the president’s slave-owning history, but there was no sugar-coating his master’s past:
“While a relative owned slaves, another fought for the Union in the Civil War,” Burton said. “And it is a true measure of progress that the descendant of a slave owner would come to marry a student from Kenya and produce a son who would grow up to be a candidate for president of the United States.”
We never would’ve suspected the connection, since the words from his own mouth consistently reprimand others, but it could possibly be chalked up to closet racism. Obama might not even know he’s a raving racist, but it’s time to come out of the wardrobe and wear it proudly because, as pop star Lady Gaga would say, “Baby, you were born this way.”
Our DNA is an unchangeable part of our structure as nature intended, and it is not only foolish to try to transform it, but impossible. Obama must accept his lineage and the racist DNA that, through no fault of his own, was genetically engineered in his body.
While many of us ignorantly believed that racism is taught and learned, the left has instructed us to respect dear leader, and, as they say, we cannot possibly respect him if we disagree with him. However, we would respect our model citizen a lot more if he would just come out and be honest with who he truly is.
It is time for him to stop denying his roots. As our genetically racist president reminds, our society cannot “erase everything that happened 2-300 years prior overnight.” It’s going to take reparations. Let’s start with the over $44 million of taxpayer money he and his family have dropped on vacations.
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Disclaimer: This article was not written by Lorra B.